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A cow that is Chinese and is a napkin. It loves to do the chubby bunny challenge with grapes instead of marshmallows
Hey, did u see that grape cow in the zoo? It was going crazy eating all of those grapes.
"Have you ever been to the city of cows?"
"No."
"It's a shit hole."
the name you give your fecal matter after a Chipotle bowl.
Ordered a double meat and bean burrito so I can make a Mexican cow later.
A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.
Everyone praise the legend cow.
When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.
Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
It is a food which consists of a sausage wrapped in pastrami and is a great midnight snack. Pig in a cow is an amazing food.
I’m really hungry so i’m gonna have the best food in the world, pig in a cow.