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A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.
"hey wake u...."
"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"
"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"
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The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.
*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*
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Using your penis to have a sword fight while wearing a glow in the dark condom.
I walked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing Dick Wars. I'm concerned.
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a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system
My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!
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A non-erect penis. Completely flaccid. Often the result of seeing a very unattractive woman.
"I looked at her and she gave me a doughy dick."
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The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.
Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.
Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?
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A person who ruins good conversations by changing the subject to the game Call of Duty Black Ops.
Peter and Johnny were having a great talk about basketball when Brett came up to them, being a total cod-dick.
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