When you shit your pants at work or made a huge mistake.
Aww man, I can't believe I dropped a dos on that new project.
When you purposely put your dick in an ass then say it was an accident
Reuben: Kit, stop doing a Kit
Kit: It was an accident!
Reuben: It happened twice...
Saying or doing something which is instantly and unequivocally ignored.
Guy 1: Hey guys, wanna hang out at Little Chef? Guys? Little Chef? Get some hash browns? GUYS?!? Hello?
Guy 2: Lol nobody is listening to him
Guy 3: Haha yeah he's Doing a 'Ben'
When one individual gives you a specific time frame but then proceeds to deviate drastically whilst simultaneously keeping everyone else waiting.
For example:
A: Where is he, he said he would be here in 5 minutes, 4 hours ago.
B: Don't worry about it. He's just doing a Ben.
When a very clumsy mandem accidently spits on themself.
Ben:*does a Ben*
Ben: Shit blud, i just fatty spat on myself innit :(
Ginge: disallow your bad self mandem!
Jam: Stop doing a Ben or your clothes will get wet rofl.
Ben:*toots on the zoot*
Doing a Ben is equivalent of someone fucking off for a good couple weeks then randomly sliding back back into your DMs out of nowhere
‘OMG Karen did a Ben’
‘That’s such a Ben move’
‘Stop doing a ben’
Action in which a person gets into a manhole fills his or her mouth with shit and tries to speak with a german ascent while trying not to establish communism in Poland.
Paul: Man you sure did get political last night!
Mark: I know, I tried to Do the Kudrna and I failed.
Paul: Don't worry about it Doing the Kudrna is for dipshits anyway.