Dropped a Dos

When you shit your pants at work or made a huge mistake.

Aww man, I can't believe I dropped a dos on that new project.

Doing a Sabe

Panicking hard or unnecessarily hard over something which is trivial, or not a problem at all

Joe: "Why is John running around screaming?"
Sam: "He is worried his bicycle has been stolen"
Joe: "... but its still outside"
Sam: "Yeah but you know him, he is doing a Sabe"

Doing a Kit

When you purposely put your dick in an ass then say it was an accident

Reuben: Kit, stop doing a Kit
Kit: It was an accident!
Reuben: It happened twice...

Doing a 'Ben'

Saying or doing something which is instantly and unequivocally ignored.

Guy 1: Hey guys, wanna hang out at Little Chef? Guys? Little Chef? Get some hash browns? GUYS?!? Hello?
Guy 2: Lol nobody is listening to him
Guy 3: Haha yeah he's Doing a 'Ben'

Doing A Ben.

When one individual gives you a specific time frame but then proceeds to deviate drastically whilst simultaneously keeping everyone else waiting.

For example:

A: Where is he, he said he would be here in 5 minutes, 4 hours ago.
B: Don't worry about it. He's just doing a Ben.

doing a Ben

When a very clumsy mandem accidently spits on themself.

Ben:*does a Ben*
Ben: Shit blud, i just fatty spat on myself innit :(
Ginge: disallow your bad self mandem!
Jam: Stop doing a Ben or your clothes will get wet rofl.
Ben:*toots on the zoot*

Doing a ben

Doing a Ben is equivalent of someone fucking off for a good couple weeks then randomly sliding back back into your DMs out of nowhere

‘OMG Karen did a Ben’
‘That’s such a Ben move’
‘Stop doing a ben’