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Masturbation until you bleed
Lucas was fighting the dragon when his mom walked in.
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a frosty dragon is what ben luff gave to benjamin baker on bens 7th birthday while bowling.
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Jimbo: Slay any dragons this weekend bud?
Bud: Yeah, me and Claire got frisky in the back of my Labaron. Then we had sex. So yeah I was slaying dragons this weekend.
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A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.
Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.
Guy 1: "Hay look at this"
Guy 2: "What ?"
Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"
Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
Dragon Fruit
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we were chasing the dragon last nite, man did i get f00ked up.
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Dungeons and Dragons is a game where the socially intelligent players should never come out of the closet and hide all evidence of this virgin prolonging addiction.
Keep it on the DL and get some outdoor hobbies so you don't rot in your grandma's basement without ever meeting a girl.
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS IN THE CLOSET PLAYERS CAUGHT IN THE ACT! MAN THEY'RE REALLY KEEPING IT GAMER!
Dungeon Master: "The goblins spot you! Roll for initiative!
Player: "Oh boy, a 20 and a 1!"
KNOCK KNOCK
"Oh shit! THe only girls I know are here! Quick! Shove it in the closet!
Ladies: "What were you guys doing in the closet? Why don't you guys just admit your gay."
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an-gri dra-gun
when ur gettin blow from some chick then ur bust a load in her mouth, u cover her mouth with ur hand and punch her hard in the stomach so that ur load comes shootin out her nose.
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