FB Slobber: The act of posting overly emotional comments, overly intimate comments and shit your friends don't want to see on your significant other's FB page. ~FB Slobber ~
Facebook slobber: I enjoyed last night if you know what I mean. Did I see a puddy tat? I did I did see a puddy tat!
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The typical picture for a new college student, who was a loser in high school, is of them with a beer in their hand. They think they are now cool because they drink beer (they would have in high school, but no one would let them come to their parties).
Look at Jeff. What a fuckin loser that guy was in high school, and now, because his Facebook picture is of himself with a beer in hand, he thinks he's cool. SIKE.
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The act of stalking your facebook friends by persistently sending them random pictures of storks.
person 1 - I'm just facebook storking my ex.
person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame
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when reuniting with old high school/college friends on facebook and you have a hard time recognizing them because they have gained significant weight
Holy Crap remember Kevin from Bio Class I found him on Facebook, I did not recognize him he is a facebook fatty.
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The practice of, when you see a song lyric on Facebook or another social networking website, singing the next lyric. Usually someone will add a third, then a fourth, and so on.
(originally coined by Sethual Chocolate)
Jeff Smith says I believe I can fly
John Jones says I believe I can touch the sky
Kim German says I think about it every night and day
Phyllis Seymour wants to spread my wings and fly away
Andrew Rickenbacker just doesn't understand all this facebook singing.
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When the true ideology of a noble concept is perverted and manipulated by unintelligent, moronic, man-hating pea-brains in a hypocritical manner. The end result is a completely different ideology that represents sexism towards men as opposed to the equal opportunity credo it represents. These ideas are largely spread on Facebook in the form of poorly typed articles, shared posts, and written statements of "rape culture" and "#whyineedfeminism".
Judy posted an article on Facebook talking about wage disparity. What a Facebook-Feminist!
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When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.
Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?
Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.
Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.
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