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When you notice yourself losing connecting with people over Facebook; no comments, posts, or messages. You attempt to regain your dwindling friendships by commenting, posting, or messaging everyone on your news feed, in an attempt to let them know you are alive, and still their friend.
*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.
Jill:"hey, everyone at school says they barely hear from you now"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"
FB Slobber: The act of posting overly emotional comments, overly intimate comments and shit your friends don't want to see on your significant other's FB page. ~FB Slobber ~
Facebook slobber: I enjoyed last night if you know what I mean. Did I see a puddy tat? I did I did see a puddy tat!
The typical picture for a new college student, who was a loser in high school, is of them with a beer in their hand. They think they are now cool because they drink beer (they would have in high school, but no one would let them come to their parties).
Look at Jeff. What a fuckin loser that guy was in high school, and now, because his Facebook picture is of himself with a beer in hand, he thinks he's cool. SIKE.
A Facebook beg is someone who is thirsty for likes and compliments on photos and status', he/she would write a description on the photo that would bring attention to they're selvs
*girl uploads a picture and she looks pretty*
Girl: "like omg why am I so ugly? Like my photo if you think in pretty"
Normal person: "stop being such a Facebook beg"
Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.
Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.
Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.
The practice of, when you see a song lyric on Facebook or another social networking website, singing the next lyric. Usually someone will add a third, then a fourth, and so on.
(originally coined by Sethual Chocolate)
Jeff Smith says I believe I can fly
John Jones says I believe I can touch the sky
Kim German says I think about it every night and day
Phyllis Seymour wants to spread my wings and fly away
Andrew Rickenbacker just doesn't understand all this facebook singing.
When the true ideology of a noble concept is perverted and manipulated by unintelligent, moronic, man-hating pea-brains in a hypocritical manner. The end result is a completely different ideology that represents sexism towards men as opposed to the equal opportunity credo it represents. These ideas are largely spread on Facebook in the form of poorly typed articles, shared posts, and written statements of "rape culture" and "#whyineedfeminism".
Judy posted an article on Facebook talking about wage disparity. What a Facebook-Feminist!