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A sexual act. While having missionary sex, a man kisses a women's neck so she tilts her head. Then he holds her arms out the side and pulls out. Then he penetrates her belly button. This leaves her in state of shock arms to the side, stomach bleeding like Jesus on the cross.
I was having sex with a nun and she asked what it would be like to meet God? I said I don't know but I showed her Jesus Christ.
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What you see when you sniff sharpie markers (As per Dane Cook)
But the black one always smelt like an asshole didn't it ... I can't stop guys, I can't. I just saw Jesus eyes! The marker showed me Jesus Eyes!
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explains something that has an awsome nature to it.
dude #1: dude i rigged my lighter so that the flame goes like 1 foot high
Jackson: Oh u mean a Super Jesus lighter, which is an adjective i invented
*credit to this adject goes to Jackson of the band Jetset
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A phrase of surprise, similar to Jesus H. Christ or Christ on a Cracker. Created by Detroit journalist Amber Hunt, who then paid Minneapolis band Wrapping Paper to write a song by that title.
"You won the lottery??? Jesus in Milwaukee!"
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The furry/scaly world's version of Jesus Christ. He died to preserve the right to be a furry without fursecution. Though he failed, it seems.
Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.
Furry #1: Look at how huge that fox is...
Furry #2: Jesus Christdragon!
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A form of hand job done by the holes in Jesus' hands after the crucifixion. Although there are no teeth, the hand bones are possibly an issue.
The lord Jesus blessed me with a "Jesus Job" today, now he has passed his holeyness upon to me.
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a london term for heroin, used round Brixton way ennit
"yo gis us some Pink Jesus"
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