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Jesus in Milwaukee!

A phrase of surprise, similar to Jesus H. Christ or Christ on a Cracker. Created by Detroit journalist Amber Hunt, who then paid Minneapolis band Wrapping Paper to write a song by that title.

"You won the lottery??? Jesus in Milwaukee!"

by Ruby Quest February 02, 2009


Jesus Christdragon

The furry/scaly world's version of Jesus Christ. He died to preserve the right to be a furry without fursecution. Though he failed, it seems.

Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.

Furry #1: Look at how huge that fox is...

Furry #2: Jesus Christdragon!


by Twyzted Snake April 15, 2009


Jesus Job

A form of hand job done by the holes in Jesus' hands after the crucifixion. Although there are no teeth, the hand bones are possibly an issue.

The lord Jesus blessed me with a "Jesus Job" today, now he has passed his holeyness upon to me.

by Bushwhack McCoy December 28, 2008


pink jesus

a london term for heroin, used round Brixton way ennit

"yo gis us some Pink Jesus"

by Jimmy B March 02, 2005


Jesus Eater

a very derogatory term applied to Catholics, Anglicans, and Orthodox Christians who believe that The Holy Communion becomes the very true body of Christ.

Catholics are Jesus Eaters because they eat their God every week in Church.

by Brother JB February 29, 2012


Skinless Jesus

A Jesus for everyone. A messiah excepted by all race.

Daddy, what’s a skinless Jesus? Well Timmy, it’s a Jesus that everyone can worship.

by Tuna Juice July 16, 2018


Jesus Face

1) Being composed with a look of serenity &/or seriousness. Level of calm that should be feared. State of mind for getting down to business.

2)The facade of Christian composure.

I have my Jesus face on and am ready to deal with those whiny little bitches at work.

Did you see those Christians totally lose it? The didn't have their Jesus face on.

by angrychick October 03, 2009