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when you cum on a girls forehead and then draw a line across the forehead with your thumb and whisper "Simba"
frank-"she told me i drew a line across her face with my cum and whispered "simba"
Joe-"ahh nice bro you gave her the ol' lion king"
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I got food poisoning from eating their food.
Fuck Burger King and their poorly cooked shit.
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1. One who rules the penguins.
2. The tightest kid around.
3. Peter Lucier.
4. Xavier
Wow, there goes Peter Lucier, the mother fucking Penguin King!
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the best version of the blumpkin: while you're on the toilet a woman makes you a sandwich and gives you a beer, then gives you a blow job while you take a dump. (optional: some pot, football game on tv in bathroom)
guy 1: dude, i just got a king's treatment!
guy 2: whats that?
guy 1: something you'll never get.
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King of the monkeys, most useless shacker/stoofoo'er ever.
This is a post worthy of The Monkey King.
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When your either receiving a blow job or having sex, you pull out of the girl and bust in a bowl. You then stick your thumb in the bowl, and wipe cum on the girls forehead. You then proceed to whisper "simba"
Yo my boy cisco gave this girl the lion king last night
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I baby human child that is clearly dominant over other baby children. The biggest, strongest, fastest, and smartest baby. A baby that exists as a clear Monarch within a baby Royal Court. A dominant young adult can also be referred to as a KingBaby.
That baby over there is a King Baby.
You are a King Baby my friend.
I am the King Baby.
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