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When your name is dahir and you get a grilled Fish taco from the canteen, which is actually a burrito and when you bite into it you produce A satisfying/disturbing scene, you close you eyes while you delicately bite into the soft tortilla.
Grilled Fish taco from the canteen The sandwich
A sarcastic response to an insult, implying the insult is so bad it's taken a year off your life.
"Raquel, that was so rude! I'm wiping a year from my eye"
Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.
Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.
Used in Eminem’s song “Shake That” featuring Nate Dogg.
2 to the 1, from the 1 to the 3 refers to the trio Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg and Warren G, when they used to perform together as the group 213.
The number used to be the original phone area code of Los Angeles/ Long Beach, which is where the trio is from.
Two to the one, from the one to the three
I like good, pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get mo' ass than a toilet seat
HOW TO REMOVE CHICKEN FROM BUTT AAAAAAHHHHH ITS FUCKING PECKING MY ASS AAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK IT LAYING A FUCKING EGG OOOOOHHHHH MMY GAAAAAAAWWD
Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough
Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1
Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing
Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually
The End
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Shaving the asshairs after a diarrhea so you don't have to wipe all the disgusting shit in your asshole
I just did a Chocolate Thunder from Down Under!