Starfall gamers

The most epic gamers alive. This club of dedicated and lovable creatures is exclusively reserved for individuals whom played in the homebrew universe of Starfall, a Dungeons and Dragons campaign.

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Non-epic person: "Ugh, imagine being a Starfall gamer...They are insufferable assholes."
An Alpha Chad: "Lolz, you are such a boring specimen. Starfall gamers are the coolest bitches alive, but how could you know, being a shit-eater for most of your life."
Tony Stark: "Hey guys, thanks for explaining!"

Pikachu: **Surprised**

Joshy Bozo Gamer

a scrawny kid that only plays fortnite and likes to be racist

Your're such a joshy bozo gamer

cozy gamer

A gamer (female, early-mid twenties) with an impeccable aesthetic, and their tens of thousands adoring Instagram followers know it. Loves playing switch with their cat/dog, a cup of tea and a knitted blanket. Probably only plays Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley or Unpacking

Me: I finally played Unpacking, am I a real cozy gamer now?
Them: Did you make 10 reels about it?
Me: No…
Them: Then no

resting gamer face

the ugly ass face you make when you’re locked in on the game

(blank stare and mouth breathing)

oh no, jim’s got the resting gamer face, he must be locked in fr

resting gamer face

that ugly ass face you make when you’re locked in on the game
(blank stare and mouth breathing)

bro jim’s got the resting gamer face, he must be locked in fr.

gamer night

the boys log on for a nice night of foreplay

aye boys get on its a gamer night

Payton The Gamer

A guy who plays Super Smash Bros. Knows a lot about Nintendo, and is a gamer. He nay nay’s a lot and default dances everyday. Everyone wishes to be him. Including me!

I wish I was Payton The Gamer