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When you sit down on your knee and do the heil hitler. But with the forward hand, you're holding the hair of the your girl with your meat in her pussy. Similar to doggy style, but with a new twist. Recommended to patriotic people.
I found an amazing position to try tonight!
Which one?
Half heil hitler. It'll give us a feeling of complete World War 2 on the bed
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Some person whos being really gay or being a faggot about something
Brians being gay n' a half about this whole thing
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Normally, Oyster in a Half Shell is taken to mean a food dish. However, the extended and additional definition of that expression leads to that of the sexual nature. Now, it is also a phrase that denotes when a male ejaculates onto, or, into a woman's palm after she causes such an incident to occur after performing digital sex, or more commonly known as a hand job. Although it is basically understood that this refers to the same regarding prostitution, many non-professional women, married and unmarried, call it the same thing. Boasting by men about the act often occurs, somewhat like a badge of recognition, et al.,.
Hooker After Satisfying a Client: "Wow! He howled when I jerked him off and I ended up with an 'oyster in a half shell'!"
A Conferring Couple After Intercourse: "I loved it, dear! Your 'oyster in a half shell' was great!!" said Linda.
Man Who is a Legend in his Own Mind: "Yeah, I'm the man! Just did that girl. She then rubbed me off. Talk about 'oyster in a half shell'! There was so much cum that she's thinking about suing me because it slid off the sides of her hands and onto her expensive carpet!"
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Out if all your hispsanic friend people think you are the smartest
This also applies when all the white people think you are Mexican and all the mexicans think you are white
Person1 Did you see how ryan got the new job
Person2 yeah, freaking ryan always gets shit like that it's racism
Person1 but he is Mexican too
Person2 yeah, half, he has that half white privilege
Person1 well shit.
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5:30 or The only time the artist "The Weekend"will call you on his song "The Hills"
I only call you when it's half past five
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
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A haircut resembling half of a penis head.
Nice half a penis haircut you dickhead.
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People that are irrelevant to the situation or subject.
Tyler and his friends are half ass people to me
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