Abilities:
1: Invisibility. Eg: Posts and gets 0 likes/comments/shares/views
2: Conversation Manipulation. Eg: Boss "So, Hamming Zaza, what are your previous work experiences" Hamming Zaza: "How was your day"
3: Teleportation. Eg: Hacker "I have your IP" Hamming Zaza: "alt+f4"
Boy 1: "It's almost impossible to be a true Hamming Zaza"
Boy 2: "It's easy, just don't use a device for the rest of your life"
When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”
“ my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”
To Pull off a 1 vs 6 in search and destroy without camping, noob tubing or using any other noob tactic.
Guy 1: Dude, Chris just killed all 6 players in search and Destroy.
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!
PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"
A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"
Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"
or
Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"
Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
Sophia Penaflor
Sophia Penaflor that slice of ham is a vegetarian.
me: "oh my god hey you silly slice of ham"
or :
"get to work right now you slice of ham"
When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.