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A saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. They don't know what they are. They just know they are shitting their brains out. (Note: this is interchangeable with Chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases shit blood)
Jimmy: dude what's wrong with you?
Nick: I don't know dude I've been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. I don't even know what happened I didn't even have Taco Bell today
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1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.
2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)
*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
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Friends with benifits, but one of them wants the commitment and the other doesn't.
It means that like for a gurl, she likes the guy, but won't commit to him, but at the same time doesn't want him to leave. Same defintion for a guy as well.
This quote is in the Andre Nickatina song, Conversations of the Devil.
.."Meanin That I Like To Have My Cake And Eat It Too....She Said " Do You Want A Drink Nicky Baby" Yeah!... " Do You Want Me To Get It For You Baby?"
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A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!
a term used to define the divine itching of the groin
"Hey, Guess What?"
"what"
"i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"You're pretty sick there, Chubs"
"hey Girl"
"hey"
"I have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
*smack*
"but i do...."
"Hi, i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"o"
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something that is bittersweet.
getting a good half and a bad half to something.
John: So Tom did u get that English class you wanted?
Tom: Yea man. I love it. However the teacher is a total bitch!
John: Yea, well you can't have your cake and eat it too.
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A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.
You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.