Hillbilly Car-wash

The act of opening a water bottle and pouring it out on the side of the car to wash the mud and dirt off while driving down the road. Usually takes more than one water bottle to do the job. Can also be a productive use for water or flavored water that has a horrible taste.

Man me and Billy were out of change for the car-wash so we just used an old water bottle in his car and pulled a Hillbilly Car-wash.

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Car Park Kareoke

To receive oral pleasure in the back of a car, often parked in the cinema car park or near the nightclub where you met your catch (often likely to be a right slut, or camped up mincer).

"Where's Robinson?"
"Oh he's singing into kitten's microphone in the back of his landrover. Those two love their Car Park Kareoke "

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Car that runs on water

Common topic of discussion for Steven Hyde (Danny Masterson) on "That 70's Show" while in the circle smoking pot.

Basically what he's talking about is a car where you put water in the gas tank instead of gas. The demand for water would be so high that everyone would buy all the water, leaving us with nothing to drink except beer-and the government hides the car from the public because they know that beer will set us free.

So their's this car that runs on water.....

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Mexican Car Keys

A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally.

You just need some Mexican Car Keys to own whatever car you want.

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Go sit in the car

A phrase often heard in response to an outlandishly stupid statement. This plainly means, that someone has said somthing so stupid, or you are in such disagreement, that the person who has made the statement, must now leave the group discussion to suclude himself from the discussion.

Paul: "I think i might goto a poetry reading instead of watching football"

Eric: "GO SIT IN THE CAR!"

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put me in the car

Asking your homie to hook you up with his girlfriends best friend.

"Aye bruh what's up with Tina homegirl..."PUT ME IN THE CAR"

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Race Car Driver

A man who likes to engage in promiscuous interracial gay sex in restaurant bathrooms.

Frank: "Hey buddy. Name's Frank. You a race car driver?"
Teddy: "Oh yes."
*Frank and Teddy commence with gay sex in stall four*

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