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A most highly effective statement one can use to quickly end an episode of unwanted texting with a platonic friend.
It seemed she was unable to stop what had become endless workplace texting and so I texted, “I have no pants on,” which brought it to a screeching halt for the rest of the afternoon.
Noun.
Synonymous with the infamous camel toe; a pain-stakingly visual bulge in the crotch of a woman's pants that is guaranteed to wilt your member like an pine tree in the Sahara.
Also see: ninja foot, trout mouth, mooseknuckle, camel toe and satan's nose
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Man, check out Meghan's hungry pants!
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a.someone who shit their pants in the persent or past.
b.something you would say to a short fat dude with a big ass.
Did you shit yourself fudgy pants?
What it is fudgy pants...what it is.
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That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.
Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"
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When a friend or bro leaves a pair of pants at your house, you
ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.
Dude, Aaron his pants at my house after changing into his swim trunks, I am going to let him join the Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants.
A giant spider from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who happens to be a rapper. His hit single, "I like candy" is very catchy to wads of meat, especially Meatwad. He is killed and later reincarnated as a cow named Sir Loin.
Have you heard the new MC Pee Pants Song?
Yes! You've been blasting it all night!
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1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.
"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."
"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."