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The cop who killed george floyd is a stupid fucking cunt
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*kenny dies*
stan “oh my god they killed kenny”
kyle “you bastards!!”
kyle * shakes fist*
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Person a: Hey, what's good?
Person b: I wanna fucking kill myself
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The cop who killed george floyd is a stupid cunt
The cop who killed george floyd is a stupid cunt
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Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.
Did you see that hobo killing two birds with one stone?
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To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.
Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
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usually a term in gaming when you have killed all your enemies and call up your friends to tell them saying "i've killed them all" but dialed the wrong number and get the police called on you.
-hello? this is the johnson residence
-i have killed them all
-ummm.... *click*
also see: youtube;fluffy talks for better detail on story
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