flap jacks

breasts that are unatractive in any way, be they saggy, miscolored, wrinkled, or pancake like in nature.

that chik's tits were no good, she was working with some flap jacks.

flap jacks, jacks flapped

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jack in office

A petty, self-important, low-ranking official

Our Dean is such a jack in office

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the jack bambis

A band from Los Angeles. Their songs include Piracy and Harlequinn. Robert Downey Jr's son Indio is the guitarist.

"Have you heard of the Jack Bambis?"
"Yeah, that's Indio Downey's band right?"

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Jack in the BJesus

a popular american fast food restaurant commonly mistaken as "jack in the box". On further inspection, the "o" and the "x" in the word "box" is actually the Jesus fish. Thus making "Jack in the Box", "Jack in the BJesus"

Short Stack: did you want to grab some food at Jack in the Box? i'm starving!

Papa Pancake: i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with this "Jack in the Box" you are referring to. did you by chance mean, "Jack in the BJesus?"

Short Stack: oh ya, that's what i meant. good call.

Papa Pancake: shotgun!

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jack off

too masturbate, to stroke your penis until it ejaculates

dude, im so horny, im gonna go home and jack off to some porn

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Jack Bauer

Head of operations for CTU
Owns terrorists and McLennon-Forester troops

Messed w/ Marwan phone lines, forcing Marwan to blow up the factory.

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Jack Daniels

A Tennessee Sour-mash Whiskey. The number one drink of the Rock n' Roll lifestyle. Possibly the only good thing to ever come out of Tennessee, drank for it's distinct taste and it's ability to make grown men cry. Jack Daniels has a 40% alcohol volume and is a great drink for parties.

"Ah Jack Daniels is great! You wake up in a ditch somewhere!"

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