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Matthew

That kid that everyone meets in 6th grade, whose name is always mistaken as Brendan by the creepy P.E. coach. Only the coach, though. He is also a very cool kid who is cool but not that cool but has a lot of cool values! He's a pretty cool kid! Did I mention they like a good story? No?

Is it Matthew, or Brendan? It's Matthur Mom!

by aSchwiftyPickle November 26, 2021


Matthew

Literally the best person ever, i love him so much.

I want to fuck MATTHEW

by duskm3 April 7, 2022


Matthew

Matthew is a very awkward at times and tends to be not so good at sports. Claims chess is a sport and has a big ego that can be over bearing at times.

Sarah: look who it is
Jon: oh shit it’s Matthew. Gross

by Sugardaddy02 November 22, 2021


Matthew

People who are named Matt that wants to be more like that one guy from the bible and just wants to get bitches when he knows he works a 9-5.

John "hey what's up Matt!"

Matthew "ITS MATTHEW"

John "oh yea bible guy"

by SL_lME October 6, 2021


matthew

literally the most handsome man on planet earth i love him sm.

matthew is my bf:))

by ohmygodkms November 24, 2021


Matthew

Matthew is a brown haired, brown eyed nerdy boi
you will instantly fall for him, if you find a Matthew, never let him go

Girl 1: You like Matthew?
Girl 2: Yeah, who doesn't like him?
Girl 1: I love him, and I will kill you before you lay a finger on him

by Onion bitch November 3, 2022


Matthew

A sexcy beast and girls love his personality. Hes also a naai and people love to be around him

Look at that naai Matthew, hes so sexy

by Dabattlepass April 20, 2021