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An urban legend who can shift through realities with a snap of his fingers. He is both alive and a ghost so nobody notices him and he is an arsonist. If you see him hide your kids and your wife.
Joseph: Hey look out i think i saw metal mike, GET INSIDE NOW!!!
Kaeya’s wife and #1 fan girl!!!
Mikeely: “I love Kaeya!”
“We know.”
The hottest man around
Kyota Vandantillaart's dad
Grindr famous
$10 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘫𝘰𝘣
Mike Vandantillaart really rammed me yesterday
While hitting it from the back, the man inserts a doritos dynamite stick directly into the females asshole. He then lights the stick and continues fucking while yelling "aye carumba"
Dude, last night, me and Stacy got really into it. So I gave her a Mike's Dynamite Stick and she loved it
a person who does not live up to another expectations
I finally go to now her but she is a mikes garbage bin
In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.
Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."
A sex position where you bring both legs up on top of your head like a contortionist, giving easy access to a great position!
Wow! I tried the Mike Wasowski last night with Zoe and I've never finished faster!