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When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!
Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
Tobacco hill is when you are addicted to tobacco, nicotine alike, and you cant get any tobacco for a while. That frustration and anger is called a tobacco hill.
Friend, when you got really mad earlier over a small thing were you on a tobacco hill?
Yes, I was on a tobacco hill
When a particularly large individual is speaking nonsense and in the middle of the conversation you ask them if you push them down a hill will they roll?
Person 1: I just think we are different people
Person 2, in order to stop this nonsense conversation says: If I pushed you down a hill would you roll? In other words rolling hill syndrome
when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
NukeTown Gang Member also go by the NukeTownJay Numba 1 leader of the group the dangerous 4 of Georgia
Jeremiah Hill is a cool person in the rap community u should meet him
A hot music artist, he’s so fine. Fire starter is one of my favorite songs
“Omg have you seen sawyer hills new release it’s so good!”
A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.
"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"
"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"
"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"