Fuck boob sex

The funniest sentence ever

Dylan: Fuck boob sex
Tyler: Why are we friends

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Holi Boob Loob

1. Cooler way of saying holy moly.

2. If you're in church, you want to say Omigod.
But you want to say holi boob loob to a woman that walks by you and you're taken off guard.

Michael: Shit Butch said holi boob loob to that sexy fox.

Brandon233: Holi Boob loob.
Where over at that bar?
Now f**** now I'm saying it!

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tatty boob

your mum and chewbacca

Your mum is a tatty boob

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National boob day

March 10 a day where all girls should send you mudes

What’s the day

National boob day
Send nudes

Okay as it’s today

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Asymmetrical boob job

When a girl gets a boob job, and hilariously, one boob is bigger then the other

Dude see that chick with the Asymmetrical boob job *chuckle*

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Man Boob Juice

The lactation from a male with Gynomastia or man boobs

Homie got man boob juice seepin' thu his shirt.

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Boob Guy

Noun
They don’t exist. All men know ass is superior to tits but some men claim otherwise to avert suspicion of pedophilia. Men claim to prefer tits over ass because only adult women have breasts; therefore disqualifying them from liking children, who lack breasts.

Oh John, over there? He says he’s a boob guy but we all know what he’s really into.

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