the prediction of a cursed child with a messed up brain and all he says is i like trains he smushed his wife at his wedding
women :0
I Like train kid :l i like trains kid
bam get smushed
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When you feel the ground shaking better step to the left.
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
Someone in a group dies on a journey
Jack returned to Boston, Tom went to Vancouver, and Dan rode the last train home.
When one comes behind a male and hits him in the nuts or penis by coming up through the legs from behind.
Man, last night my girlfriend gave me the worst back door pain train!
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The four finger pain train is a controversial practice commonly used by boorish Neanderthal girlfriends in order to dominate their significant other. It involves the sudden unannounced insertions of the four non-thumb digits of the hand up to the hilt into the partners anus. This usually causes the the victim to writhe around in agony for several minutes. But in rare cases can be greatly enjoyed by the recipient.
Dude, I was in Econ the other day and Brian told me that he totally got four finger pain trained by his girl last night. The crazy mofo enjoyed it!!!
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The act of simultaneously pulling anal beads out of your lover's ass and shoving them down your throat
Guy 1: She wanted anal last night so I gave her a Florida choo choo train
Guy 2: I've always dreamed of doing that
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A situation that occurs when I group of guys get together to gang-bang a girl, but the girl leaves right as the event is starting. The guys then end up fucking each other instead.
Me and my boys were going to run train on this bitch, but she bolted and we ended up in a New Jersey train wreck.
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