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Nokia phones

Nokia phones ,like the old school ones, they look a little less like a scary end times device. You see the the two cat eyes on the sides,looks like soran, and then like what's behind the screen you are looking at... And then there is this like neon light that is unnatural.

I think ill stick to a Nokia phones.thanks.

by Alex phoenix October 7, 2023


phone sex

when you moan to each other back and forth to your boyfriend if you a girl, to your girlfriend if you a boy. until both of you get to cum by masturbate. a guy jacks off his dick. a girl rubs her pussy, a real girl dont ever stick her fingers in her pussy so it wont make it loose for her man or any future man she will have.

me and my girl have phone sex every night because our relation just started out.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022


Phone Suicide

You Masturbate and when you are on the verge of ejaculation you call someone

q-"I did a phone suicide to andy last night and he didn't even know lol:"

by MrMaul10 October 18, 2021


Cell phone bombing

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.

An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.

by Q-Swagg January 16, 2013


awa phone call

Teacher is going to call home

If you dont turn around you will get an awa phone callhome

by allisonq_3 November 26, 2018


phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.

I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.

by Adventure13.1 May 5, 2017


Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024