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Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket. Instead you shove chili cheese fries up her vagina and eat it out of her vagina.
"Dude why are you so gassy today?"
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."
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When a man shits in a women's vagina then procedes to ram the shit even further with a soccer ball to the point where the woman almost dies of absolute fuckery.
Dam girl I done fucked your so hard I declare that a Brazilian hot pocket
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a wood nymph, a small woodland dwelling creature, usually hiding in hollow trees in deep forrests. tall pointed hats and fluffy beards are common among these creatures
look at that little pocket cracker!!!
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When your phone is in your pocket and you got a text message.
*Phone in pocket*
*Ring Ring*
Friend: Whoa somone has pocket mail (:
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When your penis is erect or you just have a larger than normal flaccid penis and it is placed where your pocket is and is visible from an observer's perspective
Is that a pocket-monster or is that just a roll of quarters.
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A fart that is almost out of your ass but is stuck right at your asshole. Best taken care of by pulling your glutes in opposite direction.
Dammit! This uncomfortable feeling in my butt must be a pocket fart.
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My nickname for my dick, because it likes kinky shit. I also call it "Marvin" or "John Cena."
My pocket perv is getting hard, look out ladies!
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