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When poop comes out of your dick by mistake.
"Dude my seminal vesicle must have ruptured last night, I have hell of dick poop."
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A large Brick made out of Poop. They are often used to replace real bricks as a prank. For maximum Fun stand on a bridge and drop them on passing cars.
Hey Josh, Lets make another Poop Brick!
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Sitting on a toilet at an angle while you poop so you don't burn your leg on the radiator.
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One who fashions miniature racecars from their own feces or the feces of another, and then races them.
You see that guy, that fuckin guy right there is a poop racer.
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An activity performed by two people via the joining of two buttholes in which one forces his shit into anothers empty rectum, then the poop cycles between the two.
Dad: Russel dont eat for a week im going to Tias. Were going to be poop cycling for hours!
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Based on the pay-it-forward theory, but in an office environment and including poop. One worker walks in on a co-worker while that co-worker is pooping in a communal bathroom stall. That co-worker, who was walked in on, then walks in on another co-worker pooping in a communal bathroom stall thus pooping-it-forward.
In Dennis’ first few weeks with Company A he really needed to take a poop. He entered the men’s room and pulled open the handicap stall door and there sat Jason, Dennis’ co-worker, dropping the kids off at the pool. A few months later Randy, another Company A employee, had a Taco Bell moment where he just had to go. In a hurry he flung open the handicap stall door and found a situation much like your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger. There sat Dennis upon the company throne, pooping, while texting his girl. At that point, Dennis completed the cycle of pooping-it-forward.
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Occurs after eating at taco bell or similar establishment. Also after eating homemade burritos. Poop will come out runny, explosively, and last but not least, it will smell like absolute dog fart. Smell will generally be similar to the food's smell when it went down, especially if said food was from taco bell.
"Don't come near me, your taco poop stinks like f--kin s--t!"
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