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When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.
police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."
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Straight up posted is where you look really good. It comes from when you have a really good-looking photo and post it online.
Man 1: You look really good
Man 2: Yeah, straight up posted
Man 3: Thanks guys
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When you've finished a book you thoroughly enjoyed and your left with no friends because of all the time you've put into reading the book.
Friend 1: "Are you okay?"
Friend 2: "yeah, I've just got post book sadness."
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A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).
Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?
The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”
Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?
Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
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That despondent, can't get out of bed, don't want to watch another Marvel movie again, feeling you get after seeing Avengers: Endgame and knowing that the original Marvel Cinematic Universe Saga has come to an end.
I could barely wake up for work Friday morning after seeing the new Avengers movie. The Post-Endgame Depression Syndrome is really hitting me hard.
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A feeling of depression experienced after finishing a series of anime. PADS for short.
Symptoms include constant thought of the anime, very deep insight, ignoring the people around you, and feeling drowsy.
Some causes:
Being too attached to the characters
Being able to relate to the anime (For example, high school focused anime)
When a person suffers from PADS, they usually long for the life they had to be like the anime, even though they know it will never become reality.
Person 1: Did you watch Angel Beats? Holy crap it was so sad...
Person 2: No, now what did you get on the test?
Person 1: *day dreams*
Person 2: You're suffering from Post Anime Depression Syndrome aren't you?
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Sometimes associated with the "Mass Effect effect", this feeling comes from the completion of the Mass Effect game series. Common causes include getting immersed so much in the game that after completion, you feel lost and/or empty, or realizing that the Mass Effect universe is so amazing compared to our own and you're pushed down by the fact that you'll never be a part of it.
To be less extreme, people may feel empty because they realize that no other game will ever be as immersive as the Mass Effect series, thus ending their gaming career forever.
A common outcome of Post Mass Effect Depression:
"No girl like Tali'Zorah nar Rayya exists in our world..."
*gunshot*
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