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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!
Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “
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A act where a girl shits and doesn't whipe, then a guy sticks his dick in the shit covered asshole
Hey I heard Martha and Jack had a russian groundhog last week
When two individuals scissor with moist buttholes, causing the buttholes to suction when pulling apart.
That was the best Russian Suction Cup I've ever experienced.
When two wet buttholes are pressed together and pulled apart and a suction popping noise occurs.
That Russian Suction Cup left me weak.
Russian hotboxing:
Putting a bottle of vodka into a humidifier in order to get drunk
I did some Russian hotboxing with my friends yesterday. I got hella wasted and ruined my humidifier
Monopoly but the rules are not fair.
this is Russian monopoly because it's no fair.