You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

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Put your head in the salad

-verb

1. Another way of saying "Cool off" or "Calm down".

2. The violent act of thrusting one's forehead into the salad infront of them in an attempt to calm themselves.

Jemaine! She's outta your league! Put your head in the salad!

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smoked his/her salad

instead of toss someones salad, (lick someones ass) it means to kick someones ass

dude didn't you see it? Rob smoked Bills salad last night! really fucked him up man! fuck man he, smoked his/her salad

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tossin your own salad

performing oral sex on your self

you cant get none if you must toss your own salad

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bean salad

Oral sex on a woman, otherwise known as cunnilingus

"I'm going to eat some bean salad tonight"

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Chocolate Covered Potato Salad

A word used when you forget the name of something that is or sounds very nasty!

This phrase would take the place of it.

"Did you just billsonate all over my chocolate covered potato salad, Billson ?

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Your fruit salad is a little wet...

You got a little coke on your nose - term from the 1980s

"Amy, your fruit salad is a little wet..." he said knowingly.