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A variant of urolagnia in which participants consume large quantities of high fructose corn syrup beforehand to aggressively sweeten their urine.
Hoosier showers are far better tasting than Golden Showers.
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a quick jump in & out of the shower in order to get rid of any possible bad body odor. usually lasts about 3 minutes & does not involve washing of the hair or shaving.
LW: hey, you wanna go to a movie
JJ: yeah sure. but let me take a courtesy shower real quick. i've been loungin around all day...
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a girl lies on a bed, tied up and blind-folded. the dude tells her he is going to pour warm water on her naked body and instead he pisses all over her.
that stupid bitch, she fell for the ol' kansas city shower and now she smells like piss
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that he wants to take showers with you
a boy who gives/comments/texts you a shower emoji means that he wants to take showers with you. shower head emojis means he wants you and wants to take a shower with you
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A Tom Cruise Shower is when you quickly hop into the shower, squirt some shampoo on your head and then proceed to use the shampoo to wash your hair and the rest of your body in a quick manner. A real Tom Cruise Shower should take no longer than 60 seconds.
Alright, I'll hurry up, just gonna take a Tom Cruise Shower and I'll be on my way.
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Being covered in a shower of oil (or perhaps gasoline would count) for an inexplicable reason.
The oil cap popped four feet in the air and oil sprayed out like a fountain giving me a good ole fashioned Louisiana rain shower.
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Puerto Rican Shower is a racist assumption of Puerto Rican’s not showering regularly. Why does this page allowed racist pigs to define who Puerto Ricans are, you pieces of shit.
Puerto Rican Shower, only racist pigs came up with this term
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