The act of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat) and slapping the living bejeezus of some one, leaving his face smelling of dookie.
Albert was stink slapped yesterday you can tell because when you get near him his face still smells of shit
The act of slapping your significant others balls and draging your teeth on the way out
Sue gave Jack a slap draggon last night
John was not sure how he felt about molly giving him a slap draggon for the first time
Something that tastes so good it both slaps and is bussin
These frosted sugar cookies slap the bus.
A special fighting moved used when one is contagious with the flu. The infected person proceeds to first cough on one's hand, then slap their enemy in the face, there by infecting their opponent.
I flu slapped him him so bad, he'll be in bed for a week!
when your level of boredom is so great, you spontaneously slap yourself in the face in the hope of having a fun idea.
"This guy was just sitting at the table across from me in the diner, then BAAAMM! he slaps himself in the face."
"Yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap."
"Yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table."
"oh..."
To hit/slap a woman in the vagina
If that bitch doesn’t shut up, I’m going to slit slap her.
1) The act of taking ones penis and "slapping" it across the victims face. If done correctly, a cock imprint will be left on the face of the woman (I Hope) or man (Fucking Fags)
also: cock slappestry
Dude! I totally cock slapped that whore in the face after I burned here thighs with a crack pipe!
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