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Space Whale Aesop

When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name

Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with

Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024


space mouth

The phase beyond dry mouth. When you cannot even form enough spittle for spit. Your mouth is a vacuum from which nothing can escape.

Caused by smoking way to much of the devils lettuce without taking the necessary hydration precautions before sparking up.

Dude we should have brought a bottle of water with us I have aggressive space mouth.

by Flange22 February 26, 2021


Space X

The act of a man laying on his back in the shower. Then proceeding to urinate in an upward fashion, preferably towards the female clit as they stand over said man.

Man: "Hey shorty you trynna let me space x you?"

Woman: "Sure thing hun! I would be pleased to have you space x me tonight before bed.

by Ballsach69 August 27, 2022


space fapping

self pleasure in a airplane bathroom and leaving it on the toilet and the walls

I walked into the bathroom to see this guy space fapping all over the walls!

by freakiest f3lla December 4, 2024


Space Station 14

Space station 13 but for trannies.

Person 1: “Hey did you hear Jake stopped playing Space Station 13 and started playing Space Station 14 instead?”
Person 2: “Jake is such a fucking tranny.”

by NiggityNog May 14, 2024


Space-Hog

Someone who hogs your space

"Alice is such a Space-Hog!"Said Michael

by MGW studios April 23, 2024


Maximum logistical space

The area needed to preform important actions, such as watching Netflix, eating food, and taking a SHIT.

We created maximum logistical space for the car ride to Vermont.

by Oxnard-dictionary's December 6, 2015