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Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010


vapour-text

When you are smoking weed via a vapourizer and you start weed - texting (similar to drunk dialing).

OMG I vapour-texted that a$$ociate last night.

by aMat2011 March 15, 2011


Texting Battles

When you encounter misunderstandings with your partner via texting in messengers. This occurs when either one of them communicates wrong or send broken texts or use of offensive words leading to fight and detachment

He is vulnerable to texting battles and finally had decided to uninstall all messenger applications from his smartphone.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk December 6, 2016


text mauling

When someone texts you barbs, cryptic remarks or questions so as to relentlessly wear you down to their point of view, or to twist your response to conform to their position or desired outcome; especially if there are many of them, received intermittently, over a period of time: a day or two.

It feels like you are being punched or jabbed, sometimes by surprise-- here they are again: bam!--when you thought it was done, over they're back with another comment.

I've been clear on my position, please stop text mauling me; I am not going to agree with you.

by Ireland Brown March 18, 2010


Reeky text

Texting someone in a manner that is annoying and derogatory, especially if it is a common occurance.

"I'll give you my boyfriend's number as long as you promise not to reeky text him every five minutes"
"I do not reeky text!"
"Last time you stole my phone you spammed him with messages calling him a fuckboy and worse."

by ReekyTexter May 13, 2021


National risky text day on march 3rd

send someone a risky text on National risky text day on march 3rd

i just sent lily a text on National risky text day on march 3rd

by national days of the dictionar March 3, 2023


Custard Texting

Texting while taking a shit.

Dude, you just went into the bathroom. Are you custard texting me?

by Club Semilia September 24, 2019