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Best Person On Earth

Alexys Rummel is the best person on earth, she is kind and intellegent and probably the best friend I've had in a while.
Love you Alexys!!

"Alexys? Oh yeah, she's the best person on earth!"

by Jaspermcclapper December 6, 2022

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Cutest person ever

Jennifer Marais-Richardson

Jennifer Marais-Richardson is the cutest person ever , no one can fight me on that

by darlingcorbs February 1, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.

This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.

"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."

"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

by Long14 January 8, 2012

46πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Shes Got A Great Personality

An extremely sarcastic comment stated by men who are trying to describe a girl that is one, or any combination of the following: fat, bitchy, moody, dumb, annoying, or abstinent . When stating that a girl has a "great personality" it is usually to give the illusion to any surrounding "great personalities" that the guy who is talking is actually not critisizing the blatantly negative aspects of a womans character, when in fact he rightfully is.

Dude1:"I cant belive this girl is freaking out over nothing! WTF?!?!?"

Dude2:"I told you man, shes got a great personality..."

...

Dude1Dude2:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 24, 2010

26πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here

by UpliftAura November 7, 2019

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


3rd Person-Perspective Fingering

You lie down, and let the girl lay down on top of you, both facing up. Then, you reach around and finger her.

Did you hear? Jon give his girlfriend a 3rd Person-Perspective Fingering!

by JustDoingMyBest July 12, 2010

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


The cutest person to ever exist

The cutest person to ever exist is HOSHI FROM SEVENTEEN

He’s the cutest person to ever exist

by Nariloveshoshi September 28, 2021