Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum

I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I went to the bathroom and sprayed out an atomic cow.

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I sat on the toilet and sprayed out a furious atomic cow.

Atomic Cow

A dairy cow poisoned with radiation.

This ice cream was made with foaming green milk from an atomic cow that has three heads and shits fingernails.

lmao now brown cow

When someone says lmao, people often say this to rhyme with them.

Ex: lmao lmao lmao

Ha lmao now brown cow

Lmao dude, that’s funny, lmao now brown cow

Milked his cow

When one gives a guy a handjob

"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"

slack cow

Someone that can't be bothered to finish the job.

Megan is such a slack cow