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When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.
It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.
Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store
When you are involved in an activity or item of work, which has no relevance to you, and isn't enjoyable
"I spent all morning like a pig in bacon. What a waste of time"
To be someone whom is acting like a muppet
Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I me
To be someone whom is acting like a muppet
Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I mean
bacon sandwich that is out of this world
"oh man I fancy a cosmo bacon"
The act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.
1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy
Yo! Don't use all the bits tonight on that salad...I have a date later at the Bacon Station.