Bacon colonel

To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina

That bacon colonel was great last night

Baconed

When some of your opps get kill and put in a spliff

Its haram for them to eat pork but its not haram for them to get baconed

Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.

Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."

National Bacons Day

Here is national bacons day, the day we celebrate all bacons on roblox, and how they don’t need robux to be cool, They are. On July 10, we all gather around to be respectful towards them.

Player 1: your a bacon ew!
Player 2:don’t be rude!
Player 1: why?
Player 2: because it’s national bacons day! <3

2👍 1👎

I smell bacon

Means there is a cop near by

You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

Like a pig in bacon

When you are involved in an activity or item of work, which has no relevance to you, and isn't enjoyable

"I spent all morning like a pig in bacon. What a waste of time"