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1.a delicious concoction of flour, brown sugar, butter, eggs, and chocolate chips.
2. A cure all for depressed women, followed only by chocolate and ice cream.
When Sally's man broke up with her, she curled up on the couch and put on Days of Our Lives. She teared up as she consumed 3 gallons of raw cookie dough straight out of the bowl. Then she had 18 pints of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough flavored Ice cream. Now she is a fat ass bitch and she'll never get a man again. Then she died of salmonella poisoning.
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A phrase used to represent someone that is always saying odd things, or things out of context with the original topic of conversation. This is also a term used for really smart people who always share their knowledge about a specific topic, whether they were asked to or not.
When you ask someone to hit the button for your floor on the elevator and they say. I was 14 once. I remember it well, I got a bike for my birthday that year. You say to them, you are a strange cookie.
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let out all your tears and cry, you fat whore
"Burn your cookies girl"
The fond, pleasurable memories of your grandmother while engaging in sexual intercourse.
After several minutes of lackluster sex, the Warm Oatmeal Cookie flashed in Jonnie's mind.
Some old hag from cookie run kingdom
"Bro dark enchantress cookie is so menacing"
"Ikr"
It’s ice cream. Just... just ice cream.
I love ice cream, specifically cookies n cream.
a cookie from the popular game cookie run: kingdom! they are very cute.
me: "hey have u seen poison mushroom cookie? they are so cute!!!"
other person: "i agree they are precious!!!"