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National Poop Day is a day where you and your friends have to poop at least 3-5 times in one day. If not then you have failed poop day and you and your friends (whoever failed) has to stick their whole middle finger up their own butthole.
“Yo man did you know today’s national poop day?!”
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A day when all gay activity’s are ok and not to be mentioned after
Man slaps another mans butt aye it’s national gay day
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Hold off for a sec on ur shoplifting amigos, our national anthem is on
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April 17th, or national nudes day, is a day where you send explicit pictures of your body to a person of the opposite sex
Oh I’m going to try nudes off of her tomorrow as it’s national nudes day!
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weekend worriors, part time soldiers.
"we defend our country on the weekend"
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Also known as-NPD
Its where you throw on a British/Irish punk accent, dress like a punk rocker (Ramones, Sex Pistols, etc.).
*Note- These bands are just examples, being a punk is about being bold and doing something unique and original. Also, I'm not responsible for any anarchist activity you do on this day, or any other day.
It's always to be celebrated on January 31st (Johnny Rotton's Birthday. It's made as a response to Natinoal Emo Day.
Celebrator #1 - "Oy! Are you celebratin' National Punk Day?"
Celebrator #2 - "I am you lazy sod... NOW F*** OFF YOU C***!"
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A bunch of racist retards who think that people who believe a certain thing are not british and shouldn't be able to fly in and out. they say that mixed racist relationships should not be aloud cuz it ruins the family tree. but they are fools as everyone is actually from a black desent
British National Party: You are not british
Person: yes i am
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