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CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"
reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?
CNN: ... Yes...
A dick ring is when you get a genital piercing right thru ya dick and is very painful and rare to get.
If you get a dick ring don't touch it to something electric!
The oily spot left on your blankets or couch where a cat sleeps.
I have to buy a new blanket every few months because the cat ring won't wash off.
An annoying little girl who cant control her self and begs for gummy candies constantly. Her only friend is Jesus. She wears nasty retainers that are almost as gross as her soul. Shes an all around repulsive person please stay away from her.
Pronounced ''Ring'' W-ring - When you're at work or wherever & you sit on the loo then get up & realise you have a wet ring on your butt because the cleaners have just been by & wiped the seat with the bog cloth
Aw maaaan, just been for a piss, the cleaners have been in, I've just been W-ring'd!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!
While getting her kitty waxed Becky decided to change her ring tone