A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.
After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.
The Russian Rebelion is performed by funneling a pint of vodka in both of your ass's and proceed to fuck her in the ass while simultaneously self fucking with the empty bottle
I met this Russian girl and she wouldn't stop talking about wanting to do "The Russian Rebelion". best night of my life!
A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her
Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal
The act of committing abuse against a Russian
You can’t hit me! That’s Russian abuse you cyka!
It is a different kind of gypsy that has its own language vedday means cousin
Prs1Are you a Russian gypsy. prs2yes bley
A Russian gypsy is a gypsy from Russia and speaks it’s Own language
Prs1 are you a Russian gypsy. Prs2 yes bley
When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"
"Gave my woman the Russian Strawberry Shortcake"