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an attractive ranga, that slays many males mostly year 11 though. they are commonly known as year 11 slayers but are also well known as jemmahs .
girl: i wish i could get lachlan hyde . other girl: not a chance that year 11 slayer is all over it
Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly
Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
No homo year starts today, kiss all your homies!!
"Bro it's no homo year, lets kiss!"
"Ok!"
When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan
James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single
When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan
Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single
So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.
Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!
The future of now, the present of later
Joe Biden: it is the year 4999 today, can't wait to live until the year 5000...
Donald trump: I hate you biden...
Joe Biden: I love you trump...
Donald trump: I love you too bubs...
Both: embrace eachother and smooch until the year 5000...