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When you stick two ice lollies up someone's nose and slowly push your dick in one of their ears, you then rip out the lollies and pour milk down their nose, you then finish it off with pissing or shitting in one of their ears and using the ice lollies to lick it up.
"I just did the chilly cow with your slaggy mum, the slut!"
When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard
Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready
The female equivalent to a circle jerk
Hey girl! Let’s go cow craze together!
A smelly cow is like a annoying or dumb person specifically people with high egos, “fidgeters” and alt girls
“Hey your such a smelly cow because you have pink hair!”
To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.
Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.
The act of Edging (or sometimes gooning) while you have a penis the size of a cows tail. Basically Edging with a big penis.
"I'm cow edging"
Involves two people and a cow, one face fucks the cow while the other inserts a popsicle made of the same cows milk into it's rectum
Come on Dad let's go make a Cow-sicle and have waffle frys afterwards