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female jumps off a palm tree onto the penis of a man
can u perform a jamaican palm tree slam on me please?
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You're fucking a bitch- I mean having sex with a nice female... or male (whatever floats your boat) doggy style outside while your partner is hugging onto a tree for their dear life because you're a G, while at the same time you are leaning forward to lay on your partners back hugging underneath the breast tightly at a fast speed. You can also add on partners if you wanna take it to the next level. Make sure you finish off on your partners face(s) and the tree because chances are if your partner let you do this they're probably gonna like that freaky shit.
Moe: Hey Nate what were you doing in the forest last night with Beth?
Nate: Oh man, you would not believe it! Beth actually wanted to do The Hardcore Tree Hugger! I think I was going so hard that she was sliding all over the tree and shit? I don't know man, but all I know is she said she saw a Big Foot if you know what I mean!!
Moe: Damn Nate! So that's why she got splinters all over her face!
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More powerful than "Your grandpap a trap", "Your granny a tranny" and "Your mom gay". It will instantly kill all of your enemies within a 70 metre radius. It cannot be countered.
Jeff: Your mom gay
Joe: Your Dad Lesbian
Jeff: Your Family tree LGBT
Joe: *Combusts spontaneously*
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yes it is a fall out boy cd (one of the best) but it does have another meaning.
see when it came out everyone was like "hey go get fuct!".
which is extremely funny i think. well you know the kids these days using "fucking" and language like that, well theres a new way to explain your anger or mishap.
just replace from under the cork tree with fucking and there you go!
peter: "I almost got in a car accident today it was from under the cork tree scary man."
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The ultimate comeback, overrules all other family-related insults.
Whoever receives this comeback needs to re-evaluate their existence.
David: "ur mom gay lol"
Joep: "don't make me say it"
David: "and ur granny tranny "
Joep: "ur family tree LGBT "
David now needs therapy in order to get his life back on track
milk the mule fart around jerk off rub it hard
I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.
Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.
Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.