Uncle Klit

Uncle Klit is a deity that is over 300 years old. He has a talent in giving the best advices and making your day better with his sense of humor.

I send a text to uncle klit and he made my day

Your Uncle Gus

A 'your mom' insult against a European.

<Klondyke> Fuckle your uncle Gus, italian pizza boy!
<Italy> Who?

Uncle No No

Often used for a person that drives a white ice cream van without actually selling ice cream. Also used to describe a registered offender.

"Tell your kids not to get near him he's an uncle no no"

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

Uncle Roger

Uncle Roger is:

1. An Asian person that degrades their own people for white men's approval.

2. Asians who kisses white men's ass.

3. Asian court jester to entertain white men & their fellow subjects.

4. Traitor to his own race and ethnic group.

5. Derogatory term, same as Uncle Tom for Black & African people but for Asian.

Look at this cuckold degrading himself. What an Uncle Roger.

Uncle Spank

The man, the Legend.

F*ckin' Uncle Spank just smoked all that Purple!

Uncle Kenny

Ket

That’s literally it just wonky donky powder

‘If your coming to that rave with me the morrow you better not be an uncle Kenny warrior ruining the crowds and culture’