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No school

Just don’t go to school

Time to go to school honey.
You didn’t hear it’s no school day

by Jerkcus November 5, 2019


School Bag Hooch

The alcohol unwittingly produced at the bottom of a school bag, when tubs of fruit are left untouched in the bag for periods of time.

Student 1 - "Phew, you smell like a bar!"
Student 2 - "It's just the School Bag Hooch I'm brewing"

by Nicko Steel March 20, 2022


Boredom in school

Let’s say you’re in Science or Religious Study’s, and the teacher is talking but all you hear is
“Blablablabla”
And you are sooooo zoned out of the lesson
YOU. ARE. BORED
So how the heck do you entertain yourself? Well what I do. I get a piece of paper (secretly) and start drawing or writing the alphabet. What else can you do when you’re bored? Draw on your hand, chew gum, play with your pen, look at the classroom and just read stuff on the wall, stare at a clock, cock.

Boredom in school
Macy-Hey, pst Natalie
Natalie-what?
Macy-I’m bored out of my mind
Natalie-Deal with it
Macy-but-
Miss teacher-MACY-SHUT THE FCk UP
Macy-*sigh* ok

*starts playing with a pen*
*chews gum*
*draws on table*
Miss Teacher-OI STOP FCKING DRAWING ON THE TABLE BTCH
Macy-nah fuck off bTCH

Demi-*gasp*
Adam-looks around
Bella-Holy fuvk

by mandy_lilly_gillian September 21, 2023


Jesse C. Carson High school

Small town school with various people but mostly Caucasian. Below/Average athlete’s with the hand full of superstars. Just an average school in General. Currently owned by the 2021 class

I feel bad for you didn’t you go to Jesse C. Carson High School?

by JunnaxKhoppa May 31, 2022


West valley high school

“early college” high school located right between GhettoWood and JunkieValley. this school is a premium learning experience for any one of your drug addicted kids, nicotine... FULL coverage, thc and psychedelics are also included. the football program... they get all of our money just to shove piya sticks in one another’s butts. the faculty uses dip on school grounds, they also have sex with students... on yea and the “Virginity Tree” have sex on school grounds before? take your shoes and throw em in a tree by the lunch room for all to see, makes sense!?!? of a once someone shit in the boys urinal, his name? J.C.

fake gangster : Do you go to west valley high school?

G loc - nah cuh dropped outa Waste valley...

by King_Organic September 10, 2021


Poverty school

An academic institution whose athletics and educational entities are extremely below average. This institution does not have the monetary capability or resources available to surpass even the average threshold at a normal institution. These schools entertain low athletic and academic production, low fan count, low morale, and will usually sell the naming rights of their facilities to a 3rd party such as a grocery store.

I don’t know why anyone would want to go to the University of Kentucky, it’s such a poverty school.

by Megaboot June 8, 2022


brummana high school

A place where kids go that gives them cancer

Brummana High school is why my brother died

by TkzzkT January 20, 2019