When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
This is a phrase that is valid every four years due to the addition of February 29th, today is actually Thursday February 29th 2024 so this statement is more valid than ever. A normal year has 365 days however leap years contain 366 days. Happy February 29th 2024 people! Have a great leap year 24/7/366!
Me: I'm always available 24/7/366 Bob!
Bob: I think you mean 24/7/365?
Me: No Bob, I mean 24/7/366. It's a leap year and today is literally February 29th!
Bob; Whoa, It is! Anyway, good one bro!
Me: You bet it Bob!
The 7-10 Spit is when you fill a girl's mouth with your cum and then she spits it out, splitting into 2 distinctly separate jizz bombs, into 2 other girl's mouths.
Dude! That girl I hooked up with at the party last night did a perfect 7-10 spit into her friend's mouths when we left the bathroom!
im so bored i wrote 1!¡2"@3#£4¤$5%€6&7/{89)0=}+?\´`±qwertyuiop¨`~asdfghjkl'*<>|zxcvbnm,.:-_ in urban dictionary
A group of natzi loving, wommen disrespecting, ass penatrating, kid raipping, slave terrorising, noodle eating, fortnite gaming, gay fucking, booty seekking, ass grabing, virgin, retarded fuckheads. Whom love to shove inanimate objects up eachothers anal holles, while'st allso trying to get a good grasp of their targets balls.
If you ever meet them you should hidde your ass far away, or they will be sure eat your juicy bunns. They only have One thing on mind and one thing only, whitch is beating their meat into the chell of a gay tortus, this is their only purpuse in life.
7.b drenge rapped a group of gay natzis.
The chapter in which every shitty thing on this planet and every fuckin interesting thing happens within books I read that has been RIPPED OUT.
God I hate how no books ever actually have chapter 7!
A comic that will be released on DeviantArt at the begining of 2022, there will probably be also later an official animated show
Don't
7 Colors Island don't exist lol