The one and only best gay gamer on PC and PS3
Omg it's Sky Turtle he is such a nasty HOEEEEE!!
A horn man/Woman that takesit up the ass.
I totally gave your mom a ,horned turtle last night
To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.
Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...
(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.
I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.
when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time
hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.
A female breast, covered in chocolate
I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle
A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.
Guy 1- see this guy right there?
Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.