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Sky Turtle

The one and only best gay gamer on PC and PS3

Omg it's Sky Turtle he is such a nasty HOEEEEE!!

by SkyTurtle5872 November 7, 2020


horned turtle

A horn man/Woman that takesit up the ass.

I totally gave your mom a ,horned turtle last night

by Tyler BITCH!!! February 7, 2008


punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.

Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...

by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019


thirsty turtle

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.

I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.

by firecracker4u March 13, 2017


turtle eggs

when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time

hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.

by the titty ytickler February 22, 2021


chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

by Black Man Named Bludge January 31, 2016


Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.

Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.

by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021