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This is when a woman is riding a man, turned around facing his feet. Just when the man is about to splooge, the woman punches him square in the nuts.
Jill: I was riding Jack last night and gave him a good old fashioned ball squash because he spent so much time playing fantasy football.
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Knob attached to steering wheels to allow for faster movement and easier single handed operation. Also makes it easy to spin car out of control. Used by truckers and hand control users.
I get to drive using hand controls and a suicide ball.
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Perhaps the best feeling oral sex possible. Ball licking is most commonly used when a female is on her knees gently licking the balls of her partner.
Bitch, lick my fucking balls. Ball licking is awesome! Oh and gimme a handjob while you do it. Oh and felch on my asshole. Lovsies.
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After taking a certain amount of psychedelics, one's mind begins to lose focus on the fabrics of reality, you look in their bloodshot eyes and its clear they are in their own world, and completely fucked up. Most commonly occurs on acid, shrooms or other hallucinogens like dmt
Dude 1: Where am I??? What am I? Aaaaaaargh this is fun!
Dude 2: Woah man, and I thought I was trippin balls....
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Intense, extreme, to the max. The phrase comes from olde-fashioned steam engines; basically, they had two weighted balls attached to a vertical shaft which was connected to the engine. As the engine speed increased, these two balls would be raised higher because of centrifugal force! At top speed, they would be parallel to the ground, nearly touching the "walls" of the shaft! Hence, "balls to the wall."
"Balls to the wall" is a phrase with an interesting origin. Remember, when it comes to etymologies, the best story wins!
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a synonym for holy shit,oh shit!etc.
an interjection used for when your surprised.
Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)
Jesus balls! that thing is sweet!
Jesus balls! i love ice cream!
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Bleu Balls (French for blue) is nearly intolerable pain for a man. This happens when his balls swell to a larger size because of the lack of sex, unfinished blowjobs, and just not ejaculating when he should. Also can be brought on by getting overly excited over just seeing, touching or anything a woman ( or man) of his desire and not releasing the pressure of sperm or achieving orgasm.
Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming
Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.
"I went out with the hottest girl last night but after I got home I couldn't sleep because I had a case of the bleu balls."
"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."
"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."
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