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The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
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Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.
Jesus Pee
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Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
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it's jason bourne
Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne
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A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
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A nonbeliever who wishes they did believe in Christianity and Jesus Christ. A nonbeliever who appreciates and envies religious people and religious culture.
I'm an atheist, but whenever I walk by a church I get serious Jesus envy.
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when you are failing at something and come back and win
we were losing the game but we came back and it was like doing a jesus!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!
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