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With child

expecting a child

Charles has just learned that his wife is with child.

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024


Middle Child

A. K. A dishwasher

Who's the middle child in the family?
Oh, you mean the dishwasher?

by Gayle baula December 30, 2022


Middle Child

The annoying loudmouth who thinks they are a big shot and acts like the have never been fed before.

The middle child is always the one that is most likely to be adopted, they just aren’t normal.

by Lol_Definitions May 16, 2021


Attack Child

A malicious minor that jumps through small openings to attack executives. Bane of Greg.

"Uh...and a person can fit through there, a person can definitely fit through that window - a small person, an attack child"

by DefinitelyJoking June 3, 2023


child bags

balls.
just balls.

hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?

by JewGaming April 2, 2021


Letterman's Child

A boy who is so obsessed with sports, that he likes them more than anything else in the world. He shows it by dressing super sporty and sharing random sports facts for no reason.

Jack walks by wearing a letterman's jacket and ripped jeans.
"Look at Jack, he's such a Letterman's Child!"

by BlueberryBear May 26, 2016


metaphorical child

A metaphorical child that it looked upon by another as a child but they are not legally bound or bound by blood. The metaphorical child may be old, younger or the same age as the metaphorical parent. The child is treated as ones own.

Fingers is my metaphorical child even though he is older than me. He is seen as a child and treated that way but has his own family. I am his metaphorical mother.

by Random quirks December 13, 2015