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A day to Treat your child with gifts
Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
When a couple buys a pet dog together.
Adam and Sarah just bought the cutest starter-child from the dog shelter.
Young person around the age of 13-20 who is all about the money and nothing else
Alisa: Did they fire darrel from work?
George: Yeah but don’t worry about him he’s a “money child”
In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."
The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."
Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.
"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded
A bray child is very special. They are usually good in school, however very socially awkward.
"why is he so special, bray childs..."
The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.
Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."
A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family